Hindi Jokes

When your commitment is deeper
than the sea and your ambition is taller
than the sky, then ur future
will be brighter than the Sun!
`
bush: tujhe swiming aati hai.
laalu: no.
bush: tere se to kutta achha hai
jo swiming kar leta hai.
laalu: tujhe aati hai.
bush: haan.
laalu: fir tere aur kutte me farak kya hai.
`
Wat is d height of confusion?
.
.
Two Earth Worms playing
“HIDE SEEK”
in a plate full of NOODLES ! ! !
`
Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo,
qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte h.
wo phool tumhe kya zindagi denge
jo khud Do din jiya karte h.
`
Life has no rewinds n forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story for tomorrow.
`
How does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?
Think ?
First he dials 99455 then
press REDIAL
Intelligent like U!
`
Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he,
Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti he.
Tere bina zindgi me kami to nhi,
Phir bi tere bina zindgi udhas rehti he.
`
Sangeet ke saath aawaz..
Phool ke saath khusbu..
Jism ke saath rooh..
Khusi ke saath gham..
Aapko tang karne ko hum..
Har lamha har dam.. :)
`
Zindagi ek hasin khwab he,
Har khwab ko Manzil nahi milti,
Tut kar bikhar jate he wo Rishte,
Jinhe koi Zanzir nahi milti.
`
Luck is not in Ur hands
But work is in Ur hands.
Ur work can make luck
But Luck can’t make Ur work.
So always trust Yourself than Ur luck.
`
Mummy: Jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,
usse hi me yeh saari toffies dungi.
Kid: Tab to yeh saari toffee
papa ko hi milengi.
`
Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi
Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi.
Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,
Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.
`
Koi Na Mile To Kismat Se Gila Nhi Krte,
Aksr Log Mil Kr Bi Mila Nhi Krte.
Hr Shakh Pr Bahar Aati He Zarur,
Pr Hr Shaakh Pr Phool Khila Nhi Krte.
`
Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzu he,
Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzu he.
Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame ,
Zindagi me hame aapke saath ki aarzu he.
`
Tanha Chhod Kr Hmko Hosla b Dete Ho,
Sans Chheen Kr Jine Ki Dua b Dete Ho.
Ek Tarf Judai Ka Gam b Jari Hai,
Aur Muskrane Ka Mashwra b Dete Ho!
`
Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!
`
Santa was shopping in store.
Salesman: Sir, would u like
to use a pocket calculator?
Santa: No thanx.
I know how many pockets I have!!
`
Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye,
Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna.
Haqiqat me hum unhe chahte hai bepanah,
Ise tum mera sapna mat samjhna.
`
Kabhi sapne chur-chur ho jate hai,
halaat se DOST bhi dur-2 ho jate hai.
par apki yadein itne state hai
ki SMS karne par mjbur ho jate hai.