Hindi Funny Sms

#  Pehli baar Love kahan invent hua tha?


Socho..



MADE IN CHINA

.Tabhi to Love ki koi Guaranty - Warranty nahi hoti

# Newton 2nd law of ishq:

A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
.until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy

# Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Fatafat

Hurry up



Jaldi



Quickly


Come on yar


!Uper delete krne ko jab keh dia to parh q raha hai

#Wife Saw Sign Board:

Nylon Saree
Rs.8/-
Cotton Saree
Rs.5/-
Banarsi Saree
Rs.10/-

Wife: Give me Rs.500 I'll buy 50 Sarees.

.Husband: Andhi! Dhobi ki dukaan hai

# Ye 1 Naya SMS hai jo Market main abhi tak nahi aaya.





Kaha na, Market main abhi tak nahi aaya.
?To Mobile main kese aayega

# Ants were enjoying a party in the Tent at Jungle.

SUDDENLY.

A Elephant Jumped in the Tent, All ants ran-away but an ANT climbed on the back of ELEPHANT.

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What the other ants SHOUTED!


.DABA DABA K MAARNA SALEEY KO

# Agr basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhy to Veeru & thakur ka kia rishta hua?
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Apna kaam karo Koi rishta nahi banta, Thakur k hath hi nhi thy.

# Chor (Theif) ne apni Mangaitar ko Heeray ka Haar gift main diya.

Mangaitar: Is Haar ki qeemat kya hai?


.Chor: 3 Saal Qaid-e-Ba Mushaqqat

# Ek zaruri Hadayat, Ignore mat krna:

Ek dum kisi k samne DOSTI KA HATH Mat barhao..


Kya Pata us ne


.POTEE kr k Hath dhoy b hein Ya nahe